Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Token Election Night Post
Posted 8:04 p.m. ET, November 2
Latest CNN projections indicate Bush will win Alabama, Tennessee, and Oklahoma, and Kerry will win New Jersey, Illinois, D.C., Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland and Massachusetts.
In other news, CNN projections also indicate that the sun will rise tomorrow morning, that situation comedy "The Golden Girls" will not return to production, and that cannibalism will not be legalized in Nebraska, Oregon, or Minnesota.